3.31.2010

the thesaurus has no entries for phallus

I pull this
long
yellow jacketed
phallus
from the bunch as I wonder,

can I eat this in public?

my fingers reverently
caress the rubbery
fruit's curved pleats
asking,
please?

and how can I resist
the soft
slimy succulence of
off-white sweetness
nestled within
?

I pine for the swift
snap and fold
over
open motion
octopus overtly
flails like flanges
and hulas dances
seduction.
it pushes all the
right buttons.

I grab my
golden gondola
to go.
I'll eat this meat
in public,
and let them enjoy my show