excuse me, dude,
I'm
totally cute,
and don't you
know
it's rude
to have your eyes
unglued?
gather your
gluestick
and give it
a whack.
fantasize about
my back
side
and all
the shit
you want to
slide
against me.
it there a reason
for your visual
treason?
do you only
do
dudes?
or were you
just born rude?
I relish
watching
your next
attempt
turn into
a south pole
ignore.